- Ross Petty -
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Ross Petty currently lives in warm places and has had some seriously swollen ass balls. He is sponsored by
Rotary Power and drives their fattie RX-7 which can be seen here on their web page.
Among Ross's hobbies are drifting and taking fat dumps as you can see in this picture.
Ross is the founding negro of the BOSO Nation, and created the BOSO lifestyle by being the ultimate ADHD jackass.
Fuck MTV. His balls were swollen and turned blue in California.
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- Paul Petty -
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Paul currently lives in Michigan where he is avoiding snow cows
and trying to represent the business half of BOSO. He drives a butt-ass stock
'93 240sx and a '95 SR20DET'd 240sx. Sadly he sucks, and is not a very good drifter.
But at least he DOESNT drive a honda. Hopefully one day soon he will grow a sack,
and get his ass out to the drift course for some more practice, if he ever escapes from Michigan. Paul is the
guy behind the scenes (you know, the freeloader who got his picture on the "TEAM" webpage). You will never meet him.
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- Daniel Ruelaes -
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Dan hails from a quaint little town in California known
as Chula-Vista. He is 1/2 of the original muscle behind the BOSO movement,
and is constantly mobile, which fits the ideal BOSO lifestyle. Dan can make anything with more than one wheel drift, and lends his mastery of the fabrication arts to the BOSO Nation. Better keep an eye on your daughter if she's a cutie...
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- Joseph "Brew" -
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Joseph "Brew" was once a wholesome family boy, but that was before he became BOSO.
Now he is the vaginal commander. This guy epitomizes the ladies man, and can skate pretty well too.
Living proof about what the BOSO lifestyle can do if applied correctly.
He also grew up in Okinawa and is well versed in how to get to Ajia from Kadena, as well as how to get into your mother's panties.
Dont ever leave this guy alone with your mother... Also I put "quotations" around his last name, because I spelled it wrong on purpose to piss him off.
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- Pino Sullivan -
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Ahh Pino. Now this motha fucka is crazy. No seriously, he is a nut ball.
One time when the Chinpira were much younger, Pino got angry and pulled a sledge hammer out of his trunk on some middle schoolers, then threatened to beat down some fat bitch who tried to get up in his grill about it.
He grew up in Okinawa, and is by default BOSO. He used to have this big white car back in Okinawa that we used to run into cones, chairs, and TV's and shit with. But it died.
No drifting here, and dont worry about your daughters, this guy's as smooth as cobblestone.
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- Ian "Waldo" LeMasters -
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Ohhh shit yeah, if it isn't Ian LeMasters. This guy can drift an FF-POS, or a Hatchi-Roku. However it makes no difference, because that's not his day job. Here is the 1 most important thing you should know about this hard-to-spot fellow: he makes better music than you do. We don't give a damn if we can never find him, because we know that somewhere he is putting together some erection level BOSO style beats. Oh yeah, and I should mention that this guy is hard as shit to find in a crowd of people.
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- Claytonovitch -
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The name says it all. He's Russian intelligence, and he's got a harry chest. This guy is definately the dick-slap commando of the BOSOnation. Back in High School (Kadena, for you uneducated bitches), Clayton started the "Scottish Mob." Although technically, it wasn't actually a mob per se, because he was the only member. None-the-less, this one man Scots-Russio-Mobster now rolls thick in a BOSO approved 2005 Lancer Evolution VIII. If you have house pets, don't invite him over.
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- Insert Your Name Here -
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- N/A - Reserved for other Okinawan Chinpira. If you think you are down enough (and have the necessary qualifications) to be listed on this page, please contact us.
If you dont know how to do that you are NOT qualified to be BOSO, and are clinically retarded.
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