| Welcome to the "Honda's are crap" explaination area |
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| We would like to take a minute to explain why Honda's are gay. Firstly there is the obvious. Please see pictures below: | |
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| Now after having seen that we will give you a minute to recover...Ok now then. The problem with Honda's is that someone, somewhere (and We're not saying that this goes for everyone), but SOMEONE thinks that what you see above is cool. It's not. Honda's have infact given Japanese cars a bad name because some people think that the cars pictured above are fun to drive and should NOT be the target for a tactical nuclear strike. Just to be fair we will point out some fun and interesting facts about Hondas so people can't say that we dont have evidence to backup this page. FACT: Honda has the most racing experience of ANY Japanese automaker, however most mass produced Honda's are front wheel drive. This means that as a company Honda hasen't learned anything, and they are stupid. With the exception of motorcycles, the S2000, NSX, and some of their circuit cars, Honda does not make rear wheel drive sports cars (at least currently, but we didn't care to look into the history of Honda because we don't care). The S2000 isn't that fast unless heavily modified, and the NSX costs too much. Bottom line is that if you are going to buy a Honda, it better have 2 wheels. FACT: People who drive Honda's also suck donkey cock. Ok it is true that somewhere (probably in Wisconsin or something) that some guy bought a Honda and doesn't know much about cars, and he isn't a complete dick. But we would say that happens about .003 percent of the time. The rest of Honda "Race Car" owners are complete fuckers who deserve to drown in their own feces. FACT: Honda makes some of the best engines in the world, for lawnmowers. FACT: Honda's tuner team is called "Mugen", which in Japanese means "infinity". Infinitely gay. FACT: There are 8 second Honda Civic's (and probabaly other Honda models) that are 8 or 9 second cars. Nobody cares. It is disrespectful to the racing world, and the general assembly of people who arent COMPLETE FAGS, to put Mickey T's on the FRONT of a car and bring it to a drag strip. FACT: Honda has completely associated itself with the word "rice" and in doing so has fucked over all other respectable Japanese automakers by forging that image into American's minds. The images above only further prove my point, as after seeing them for the first time we decided to create an entire section on our website about why our shit (literally poop) is better than those cars. |
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